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Poster: Grokin' in the Free World Date: May 29, 2007 5:03am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: sme2lls

I noticed below that you started a thread with somedarthhollow
that is clearly a very poor attempt to extricate yourself from the pile of dogshit you have left all over this board. Then you immediately deny double posting. Then you respond

with another clone.

There is no denying that you have been creating name after name in order to be the resident douchebag around here. I notice that quite a few of the stalwarts--those who actually post good posts--have been calling you on this.

My question is why you would continue to do this when the only laughs you get are the ones that come at your expense?

I'm really posting this so I can read your angry, out of control reply. Now, those are entertaining.

Can't wait to see your parody of my name!

Whip it on me, flaccid limpio.

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 29, 2007 5:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Nothing like waking up to the smell of fresh napalm in the morning!

I have a great idea.

Let's have the administration close this board and start a fresh one. To register, you have to use three forms of identification: ss#, passport, hallway passes, etc. (you folks from overseas are shit out of luck, 'cos this here's an Amerikan operation and you just might be the enemy. You know who you are).

Then, once the first twenty are deemed legit, all new members will be admitted on a trial basis with the original twenty voting on them after their first dozen posts.

Membership will be periodically reviewed based on the number of posts coupled with the number of stars each post receives. Points will be deducted for hijackings. Links to shows without some sort of textual criteria as to why we should listen to that show will not receive any points. Posters will given rankings which will be elevated with the accumulation of points. Anyone with Pig or Ron in his name will automatically become a member for life.

All ISP numbers will be shown at the end of each post in order to identify and weed out multiple posters, or multiple posers.

If a poster becomes annoying or offensive, he can be voted off the board. No cussing or spitting or references to body parts that rhyme with lick, passhole, duck, spit, or Mulva. If a poster attacks another poster, the attackee can trace the attacker via the ISP number and kill him.

Anyone who asks how to download streams from the archives will be sent a link to hell.

All screen names must be approved by a 2/3 majority. Anyone who places a 2 in the middle of his name will be vaporized. Anyone who includes the name of an animal in his name will be returned to the zoo from whence he came. Anyone who makes excessive references to haggis (note: any references to haggis are excessive) will be puked upon.


Whew. Glad I fixed that problem.




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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 29, 2007 7:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Are you inferring that I overuse the reference to haggis and that haggis should never be referenced? This, sir, is a slight to our good friend from across the pond, as I am only trying to remind everyone of Scotland's greatest contribution to haute cuisine. Our pallates will never be the same.
Anyone for some menudo?
Crap, I guess this qualifies as hijaking. Banish me if you must.

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Poster: nagdot Date: May 29, 2007 8:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

haggis is a killer guitarist man name the band he played in lol

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 29, 2007 8:26am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

If you mean Kid Chaos, more than one . . .

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Poster: nagdot Date: May 29, 2007 8:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

no haggis is or was in the four horsemen remember them "rockin is my business" from canada he was carried onstage when i saw him with a bottle of jack daniels

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 29, 2007 9:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

From Wikpedia:
Kid Chaos a.k.a. Haggis (real name: Stephen Harris) is a rock bassist and guitarist who played in incarnations of hard rock bands Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, The Cult, and The Four Horsemen as well as guesting with Appetite For Destruction era Guns'N'Roses.

Harris was born in Wales. He joined Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction as their bass guitarist and appeared on their mini album High Priest of Love. After this release he left the Love Reaction and joined The Cult as their bassist for their tour supporting the Electric album. Cult bassist Jamie Stewart had switched to rhythm guitar for the duration of the tour. Kid Chaos was credited in the tour booklet as "special guest" and was billed as "The Kid". In addition to playing live with The Cult on their tour, he can also be seen in the video for the "Wildflower" single.

After the Electric tour finished, Kid Chaos found himself in New York and then Hollywood, quickly putting together a new band, The Four Horsemen, who were a more blues and boogie inspired group than the hard rock/metal of ZMATLR and The Cult. Now known as Haggis, he switched to guitar and wrote most of the material. The Four Horsemen released a four track self-titled EP in 1989 before releasing the first full length album Nobody Said It Was Easy in 1991 on Rick Rubin's Def American label. Business issues and internal fighting led to Haggis walking away from the band.

Now residing in New York City, he released a solo album after a long absence under his real name of Stephen Harris. The album, Songs from the Mission of Hope, was released in 2003. The music was more singer-songwriter than his previous output, with Harris playing most of the instruments. The lyrics were very personal, making the album a sort of autobiography. The album was produced by Francis Dunnery who played guitar on the album.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Chaos"

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Poster: nagdot Date: May 29, 2007 10:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

yes thats him

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 29, 2007 9:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

What about Merle Haggis?

As to SDH: you've been blackballed anyway. -50 Karma points.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 29, 2007 9:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

I bought a pair of George Harrison's socks on eBay: +500 Karma points

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 29, 2007 9:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Which smells worse--the socks or the haggis?

This post was modified by ghostofpig on 2007-05-29 16:56:58

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 29, 2007 12:38pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

It's not so much the smell as it is the taste...

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 29, 2007 9:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

i won't even ask if i've been blackballed

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 29, 2007 9:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Better to be blackballed than blueballed Mr. Wolf!!!!

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 29, 2007 9:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

damn straight my friend!!!

(bad pun, i know)

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Poster: Dancinbears Date: May 29, 2007 4:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

lmfao!!

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Poster: stilldead77 Date: May 29, 2007 7:27am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Gone

SDH, you're gone, please re-apply next year around X mas time. See ya then ;)

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 29, 2007 10:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Gone

Excuse me sourcream, but who died and made you king?

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Poster: stilldead77 Date: May 29, 2007 6:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

OK my dear friend, how could i slide though the cracks and get myself back in...come on, what the hell else would i do in Asia. I might have to finally get a life.

Awesome solution. I'll be home one month today! I'm in, I'm in.

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 29, 2007 6:22am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

I guess we'll have to start opening up consulates and issuing visas. What next? Healthcare for illegal deadheads?

You'll have to remove the turban.

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Poster: stilldead77 Date: May 29, 2007 6:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

I'm as white as sour cream brother:

www.myspace.com/simplysatsang

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Poster: snori Date: May 29, 2007 7:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Stilldead, I've tried the e-mail address you gave a couple of times without success. I'm technologicly (really) challenged, but with help we can surmount this.

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Poster: stilldead77 Date: May 29, 2007 7:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

jopoems{at)hotmail{dot}com

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 29, 2007 6:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Yikes! That's about as white as one can get! When you come back over, we're going to the beach, my friend!

My Space--one of the most amazing concepts of our time. Wish I'd thunk of it first. I tried to join, but they didn't seem to go for Chester D. Molester. Go figure!

This post was modified by ghostofpig on 2007-05-29 13:53:53

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Poster: stilldead77 Date: May 29, 2007 7:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Nice. But I meant, whiter than sour cream...

It's a lyric in Weird Al's new song White and Nerdy, friggin classic, go check it out.

http://www.myspace.com/weirdal

Scroll down, it is the first video. My first graders love it. And they also love Jerry -- Thanks Ashes R.

Can't wait to hit the beach.

Opening up the old Dead Joke thread with one of my originals...

"Hey Jerry, were'd ya get that leg whitener?"

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Poster: BryanE Date: May 29, 2007 5:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

All of this is such a pointless waste of energy and space. Please just stop it.

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Poster: nagdot Date: May 29, 2007 8:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

actually its all you regs that allow this to happen by responding to the guy itll keep goin as long as ur fueling the fire

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Poster: BryanE Date: May 29, 2007 9:17am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

Well, thanks a lot. Nothing makes my day more than somebody who's never spoken to me taking the time out of his/her busy schedule to blame me for someone else's lack of self control. Very logical.

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Poster: nagdot Date: May 29, 2007 9:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: sme2lls

im not busy. i wasnt placing specific blame on anyone. i been here awhile i used to be one of them idiots. now i have respect even when someone else is having conflicts esp direwolf, that dood is missing a few cells haha just kidding man. diana fixed us then we dont hear much from her and its gone to hell and no bucket is saving anyone from the idiots or themselves. i remember being preached about how peaceful the deadheads are(or were)then came the 80s and 90s where we seemed to have lost respect for each other and since i have a right to speak my mind i usually do .seems that disrespect continues even tho we all have the grateful dead and jerry in common. must be the internet.peace